breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
Three weeks ago Colin discouraged me from picking up Brandon Cooks, but GUESS WHO picked up Brandon Cooks last week??? Dirty cheater.
It’s 4pm and I’m switching from coffee to wine.
Nurse X (via dancingnurse-ed)
I’ve cried three times today for really lame reasons. I’ve given up on reapplying mascara.
Every year my mom emails me to tell me that my Washington County ballot showed up at the house and that I need to “unregister to vote” (I am also registered/ I actually vote in King County) and every year I am reduced to tears of frustration by the county website because there is no unregister button.