Monday, January 9, 2012

It’s astrology night at my house and we are reading about our erogenous zones because that is an important thing for the internet to tell you about yourself (duh). But here is my personal brief summary of what it means to be a cancer sign:

“Sometimes cancer likes to be around people and sometimes they like to be alone. Sometimes cancers are independent and sometimes they are not. Sometimes cancers are hot, and sometimes they are cold. Sometimes cancers like to sleep in, and sometimes they get up early. Sometimes they like to eat pasta for dinner, and sometime cancers hate pasta. HAVE FUN FIGURING THAT SHIT OUT.”

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